Ashley Falkland

Our Birthday was Saturday and it took most of Sunday to recover. Maybe we just had a little too much fun and now laws were broken that we're going to get nailed for anyway. This is my favorite time of year because I get both presents and school is almost over. School is almost over! Even though there's college to look forward to it's definitely not going to be like Zener or any Highschool I've ever gone to before. No Curfew, parties, I won't even have to go to class if I don't want to. Not to mention we'll have our own place.

Normally I'd say nine am is too early to get up and go to class but I start Mondays with gym which hardly seems like class at all plus I won't have to argue with the teacher to try and convince them we need to be having class outside!

Ryder and I have been looking around at apartments in town for somewhere to live when we go to college but so far we haven't found anything that works just right for us. Does anyone here have any leads on good places to stay? Anyone whose graduating and sticking around and not living on campus dorms have places lined up yet?

I also got a job at the arcade. The uniform is ridiculous but in addition to getting paid minimum wage to exchange tickets for prizes and to yell at loitering teenagers, I get ten dollars worth of free tokens every month. Cha-ching! Maybe, someday, I'll even get a key to the machines so I can give people free games. My DDR skillz are going to be MAD come September!

I read something truly sad on the internet the other day. The world's first sex themed amusement park LOVE LAND is being demolished before it can even be opened! WTF? Go on, do a Google Image search for it, you won't be disappointed. Especially you, Nova.

So all of you will be pleased to know that YES we got in deep shit for breaking into the mall, with Carter and Saunders AND with the police but luckily we aren't going to jail or anything. We're grounded too and our parents cut off our credit card access except for emergencies (real emergencies this time, not just the 'it's 9 at night and I need a pizza NOW' emergencies). We also had to write some gay letter of apology and alla that.

I read everyone's bitching in regards to my brother's post about what a bad name this gives psychics, the school, and at such a "sensitive" time with that whole Project Stargate bullshit and I'll say just what my brother did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your bitching. You know what? It was awesome and fuck all if I'm going to worry about what people are going to think just because we used our 'unique gift' to get into the mall after hours. It could have been a lot worse, we could have really unloaded some shit, you know? We could have been on drugs!

And you, Kitchen Boy? Go wash a dish or something and leave my little brother alone. Maybe instead of being a dick hole you can go out and make friends with people your own age.

Nyah!

They separated those conjoined twins down in Arizona okay.

Those were the good ole days, huh, Ryder?

Christ! I just realized I haven't written anything in here since before IT happened - please, I can't talk about it, I'm still so sensitive about it!

Ryder and I filled out our college applications the other day although he wants to go to a real college and I just want to go to like, a community one. I guess I should be saying Ryder filled out both of our applications now that I think about it. Do you think we should mention our applications are late because we were kidnapped? Would that earn any points with the selection committee? I guess I'm just glad we got applications that didn't have the "Are you or any members of your family psychics" question on it. You know its coming!

Thanks for the cookies... Nova and Seth? I guess I just have a really weird image of you two in my head wearing frilly aprons and giggling as you painted on the frosting. I know that wouldn't really ever happen though...so does that make it a fantasy? Anyway, there definitely was a great deal of cock in my mouth today, that's for sure. I tried not to use my teeth but it was pretty impossible.

OKAY LOOK - anyone want to go with Ryder and I to Walmart tomorrow? Leaving at around 11 pm so I can be there at midnight to get the new AC/DC album!

I heard some songs on the radio played in advance and it's so fucking amazing! Well played, Angus Young, well played.

So was anyone else out there really revved up to watch Terminator and Prison Break this past Monday and were devastated to turn on the TV and find GOD DAMNED BASEBALL on TV? HOLY CHRIST! I was so upset. I had to check about three different TV listings on the internet to actually believe what I was (or wouldn't be) seeing!

Who cares about baseball? I like the sport fine when you're playing it but watching it on TV has to be the dullest thing on the face of planet Earth (can't speak for Mars).

Tuesday made up for it though: Best Two Hours of TV in SO LONG. It doesn't make me queer to be relieved that House and Wilson are back together, right? It's bromance, not romance. And Fringe was totally awesome. A home made technopath? I'd totally be down with that!

Later today (Is it really 2 am?) Supernatural will be on which will mark the first time I've actually watched an episode when it first aired, I've caught the rest of it on the internet only. Anyway, I'm a little concerned. What is up with the fans of this show? They're all over these two guys, like, if I were the actors I'd be totally worried about stalkers. They're living together and girls everywhere are hoping they're screwing each other? WTF?

Oh yeah, Dexter was definitely great on Sunday, Thanks, Trev!

Shit! Since when did Megavideo have a time limit on it for how much video you watch in a day before they make you wait two hours? I'm trying to get through the first season of Supernatural here and sure as shit it puts me in Time Out right at one of THE most suspenseful parts. Cock.

Dexter started last Sunday but I missed it because Zener can't splurge for Showtime. Did you know you can watch full episodes of shows in IMDB? They had the first episode of the new season on there but I didn't notice it until I had already downloaded the Torrent.

Honestly, I do more then sit around and watch TV, just not from Sunday-Tuesday. Leave a message after the beep on those days.

Here's my real question, though : Not once have I seen a janitor at this school. Do we have them or who cleans up after us or what? Ninja Janitors?

Chemistry study group, who's in? My scores are dismal.

What are your nicknames?
Ah- Ash. Le-Le, although only my brother really calls me that.

What do you do before bedtime?
I couldn't tell you that, I'm far too shy.

What is your favourite scent?
This is weird, but, pencil shavings.

What video games are you playing at the moment?
No More Hereos, Silent Hill 4

What do you eat the most?
Ramen noodles

Do you believe in love?
Yeah - what of it?

Said "I love you" and meant it (not to a relative)
Not yet. At least not in that serious way.

Had an online relationship that resulted in cyber sex?
Naturally. Hasn't everyone?

What is your favourite fictional character?
Ozzie Osbourn...wait...?

What color crayon would you be?
Midnight blue

Have you ever been drunk?
Yes. Not as often as I would have liked, but I do the best with what I have.

What's the last song that got stuck in your head?
Back in Black

Current favourite song?
You're gonna go far, Kid.

What's your favourite item of clothing that you own?
my Foo Fighters concert shirt.

What turns you on?
blonds with pointy smiles.

What would you like to achieve within the next 3 years?
independence (but not without my brother)

What should you be doing right now?
drawing penises on Ryder's face with permanent marker (with love, of course)

Last person you were on the phone with?
Ryder

What is your favourite sport to watch?
Rashambo? How do you spell it? Where two guys kick each other in the nuts as hard as they can until someone gives up? That's good sepctatin'.

Favourite kind of pie?
blueberry

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Not yet.

Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Probably.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope

Whats the biggest lie you've ever told?
"Hello, my name is Ryder Falkland"

Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
No and I wouldn't have it any other way.

What do you wear to bed?
those drawstring pants. That's it.

Are you going to tag anyone?
Yes. Ryder, Minnie.

HOLY CRAP. This is so funny. And here I thought morning TV had no merits.

Spaghetti Cat

Yo.

Kinda thought my brother would go first, he's usually all over this kind of shit, like keeping a journal and reflecting on your past personal experiences and fuck all but he didn't so I guess I'm going to.

I'm Ash, just got here the other day and already managed to get lost. If anyone needs to know I'm in Phys Ed 12, Chem 11, Math 12, Bio 12, English 12, and American History.

I'm not sure what else to say. I have an evil twin running around campus that you should be aware of, he looks almost exactly like me except he has dark hair. I suppose that's not much of a warning for all of you out there who haven't met me yet but, hey, I have to do what I can right?

It's almost Fall, that means October, that means Halloween when all the best really horrible horror movies come out so if anyone's into that, or haunted houses, let me know because I'm totally in.

Speaking of good movies, here's one I'd definitely see.

( Twin Powers Activate )